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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 4:36 pm |
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Joined: Thu Dec 15, 2005 10:21 pm Posts: 306 Location: Blythewood, SC
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One Man sits in the airplane next to another, they immediately note that
each of them has a black eye.
The first asks the second "Oh mind if I ask how you got that black eye?"
The second replies "Well, actually it was a tongue twister accident. At the counter I saw that gorgeous blonde with those fantastic breasts and instead if saying "A ticket to Pittsburgh please" I accidentally said "A ticket to Titsburgh please" - and she shooked Me a good one."
"Oh!" replies the other Man, "what a coincidence! Mine was actually
a tongue twister accident, too. This morning during the breakfast I wanted
to say to my wife "Honey, would you please pour me another bowl of
Frosties?" but accidentally I said "You ruined my life you evil fat slag".
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 6:37 pm |
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Joined: Fri Dec 16, 2005 4:53 pm Posts: 1134 Location: North Augusta, SC
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Bigmouth
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 8:54 pm |
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Joined: Thu Dec 15, 2005 10:53 pm Posts: 95 Location: Chapin, South Carolina
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Iwon't be saying that one around the misses. I'd have 2 black eyes!
_________________ Dave
(Michigander at heart! Go Red Wings!)
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