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If you have a complete set of salad bowls, and they all say cool whip on the side... You might be a redneck...

If you take your dog for a walk and you both use the tree at the corner...You might be a redneck...

If your wife says she's game and you shoot her... You might be a redneck...

If your pantylines can be seen from aerial photographs... You might be a redneck...

If you've ever been accused of lying through your tooth... You might be a redneck...

If you dog passes gas, and you claim it... You might be a redneck...

If you've ever used your ironing boards as a buffet table... You might be a redneck...

If you've ever taken a six pack of beer to a funeral... You might be a redneck...

If your wife has ever said move this transmission, so I can take a bath... You might be a redneck...

If your neighbors think you are a detective because a cop always brings you home... You might be a redneck...

If you think a quarter horse, is that ride infront of KMart... You might be a redneck...

If you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty... You might be a redneck...

If you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 miles an hour... You might be a redneck...

If you ever sat on the toilet until you legs fell asleep... You might be a redneck...

If your daughter's barbie dream house, has a clothes line in the front yard... You might be a redneck...

If an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger, changed your life... You might be a redneck...

If someone tells you that you have something in your teeth and you take them out to see what it is... You might be a redneck...

If you wear a dress that's strapless and a bra that isn't... You might be a redneck...

If you've ever stared at a glass of orange juice, because it said concentrate... You might be a redneck...

I be a redneck

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