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1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
>> >> Do not walk ahead of me for I may not follow.
>> >> Do not walk beside me either.
>> >> Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
>> >>
>> >> 2. It's always darkest before dawn.
>> >> So if you're going to steal your neighbor's
>> >> newspaper, that's the time to do it.
>> >>
>> >> 3. Sex is like air --
>> >> it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
>> >>
>> >> 4. If you think nobody cares if you're alive,
>> >> try missing a couple of car payments.
>> >>
>> >> 5. Before you criticize someone,
>> >> you should walk a mile in their shoes.
>> >> That way, when you criticize them,
>> >> you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.
>> >>
>> >> 6. If at first you don't succeed,
>> >> skydiving is not for you.
>> >>
>> >> 7. Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day.
>> >> Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a
>> >> boat and drink beer all day.
>> >>
>> >> 8. If you lend someone $20
>> >> and never see that person again, it was worth it.
>> >>
>> >> 9. Don't worry--
>> >> It only seems kinky the first time.
>> >>
>> >> 10. Good judgment comes from bad experience,
>> >> and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
>> >>
>> >> 11. There are two theories about arguing with women.
>> >> Neither one works.
>> >>
>> >> 12. Experience is something you don't get
>> >> until just after you need it.
>> >>
>> >> 13. Never, under any circumstances,
>> >> take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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