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A doctor in Louisiana wants to get off work and go hunting so he approaches his assistant.
"Boudreaux, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic," he says. "I want you to take care of the clinic and all my patients."
"Yes, sir!" answers Boudreaux.
The doctor goes hunting, returns the following day and asks....
"So, Boudreaux, how was your day?"
Boudreaux tells him that he took care of three patients ...
"The first one had a headache, so I give him da Tylenol."
"Bravo, Boudreaux, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave da Maalox
says Boudreaux..."
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this. And what about the third one?"
"Sir, I was sittin here and all of a sudden da door opens and a woman comes a runnin into da room. Quick as a wink she tears her clothes off, tearing off every stitch of clothing including her bra and her panties, and she laid down on da table. She spreads
her legs and shouts, "Help me, I beg you! It's been five years
since I've seen a man!"
"Thunderin' heavens, Boudreaux, what did you do?" say the doctor!
...... "I put drops in her eyes."
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Joey
Keep It Wet! Take One Make One! Hooked On Fishing Not On Drugs! In God We Trust! Happy Trails To You Until we Meet Again!
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