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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2009 12:47 pm 
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A man, having applied to join a local police force, is being interviewed.

The Chief says, 'Your qualifications are first-class but there is one test that you must pass before I can recruit you.'

Sliding a small bag across the desk, he continues, 'Take this gun with 13 bullets, and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six Obama supporters and a rabbit.'

The man asks, 'Why the rabbit?'

'Fantastic attitude!' says the Chief, 'When can you start?'

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Was this on the job interview you went to last week :?: :shock: :P :P :shock:

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Jim, man YOUS nose us Double Nut Spy Associates can't answer that. :thumbs_up: :thumbs_up:

This group is tighter than dicks hat band. :thumbs_up: :thumbs_up: :sleeping: :roll: :hmm:

Might be tracking down dead beat dads that want take their kids fishing. :angry:

Ring their Taco Bells and hang a pork chop bone around their necks. :mrgreen:

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