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It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift certificate envelope.
At the second house they presented him
with a box of fine imported cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him
a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At each of the houses along his route,
he was met with congratulations, farewells, cards, and gifts of all
types and values.
At the final house he was met at the
door by a strikingly beautiful young blonde in a revealing negligee.
She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she
closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where
they had a most passionate liaison.
Afterwards, they went downstairs, where
she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry
waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice.
When he was truly satisfied she poured
him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar
bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. '...All this was
just too wonderful for words,' he said, ......but what's the dollar
for?'
'Well,' she said, 'last night, I told
my husband that today would be your last day ...and that we should do
something special for you. I asked him what to give you?' He said,
"....Screw him ........give him a dollar."
The blonde then blushed and said,
'....But the breakfast was my idea.'
Brings tears to your eyes doesn't it?
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I fish because the voices in my head tell me to.
Why is it after I push one for English I still can't understand The person on the other end?
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