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An elderly gent was invited to an old friends home for dinner one
evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request
to his wife with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling,
Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years
and, clearly, they w ere still very much in love.
While the wife was in the kitchen , the man leaned over to his host, 'I
think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your
wife those loving pet names'.
The old man hung his head. 'I have to tell you the truth,' he said,
'Her name slipped my mind about 10 years ago ,and I'm scared to death
to ask the cranky old bitch what her name is.’