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jiminportbass
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 4:03 pm 
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Do you speak english ?
-Yes!
-Name?
-Abdul al-Rhazib.
-Sex?
-Three to five times a week.
-No, no...I mean male or female?
-Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
-Holy cow!
-Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
-But isn't that hostile?
-Horse style, doggy style, any style!
-Oh dear!
-No, no! Deer run too fast...

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Sick, Sick, Sick, Sick, you is just Sick. They wouldn't be some pictures of you with a Horse of Course? :hmm: :roll: :shock: :roll: :hmm: :shock: :lol: :mrgreen: :wink: :roll: :-D :-D :-D :oops: :P :mrgreen: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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lol...

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