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froggerz20
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 Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 4:49 pm |
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Jeff and his buddies were hanging out, planning an upcoming fishing trip.
Unfortunately, Jeff had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, he headed home, quite frustrated.
When Jeff's buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Jeff. He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing.
"How did you talk your Missus into letting you go Jeff?"
"I didn't have to," he replied.
"When I left our meeting, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then the ol' lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'."
"When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and she said, 'Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want!' . . . SO HERE I AM!"
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sclakes
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 12:37 pm |
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Joined: Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:05 pm
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Location: Lake Murray SC
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lol..
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jorgy273
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:29 am |
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Joined: Fri Dec 16, 2005 10:38 am
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Location: Lexington, SC
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Hey that is funny.
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stillfish'n13
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:54 pm |
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Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:38 pm
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Location: mountville sc
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GOOD 1
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FORCE 2 WORK & FIGHT 2 FISH!!!
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babyhuey
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:06 pm |
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Joined: Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:25 pm
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Location: Forest City, North Carolina
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 lol
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