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Four Buddies Go on a fishing trip...

After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy:'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.'


Second guy:'That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.'


Third guy:'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.'

They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him,“You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?”


Fourth guy:'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am.
When it went off,
I shut off my alarm,
gave the wife a slap on her butt and said:

'Fishing or Sex?'
and she said:…………….. 'Wear sun-block.'

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If you cant fish with the BIG DOGS stay on th dock!
Shut up and FISH you big BABY!!!