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froggerz20
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:28 pm |
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Joined: Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:03 am Posts: 750
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Four Buddies Go on a fishing trip...
After an hour, the following conversation took place:
First guy:'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.'
Second guy:'That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.'
Third guy:'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.'
They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him,“You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?”
Fourth guy:'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am.
When it went off,
I shut off my alarm,
gave the wife a slap on her butt and said:
'Fishing or Sex?'
and she said:…………….. 'Wear sun-block.'
_________________ If you cant fish with the BIG DOGS stay on th dock!
Shut up and FISH you big BABY!!!
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