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froggerz20
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 Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 8:25 am |
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Atlanta Airport
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R.”
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great."
Pause...
Saudi Air: "ATLANTA ATC! - ATLANTA ATC!"
Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE! INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"
Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts and praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey for us -- "
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