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>>Last week I checked into my hotel in Tampa and was a bit lonely. I
>>thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone
>>books like escorts and such. I picked up the phone book and found an
>>ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending
>>over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right
>>places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs..... well, you
>>get the picture!
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>>I figured, what the heck, give her a call. "Hello," the woman says .
>>God, she sounded sexy.
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>>Afraid I would lose my nerve if I hesitated I rushed right in. "Hi,
>>I hear you give a great massage and Id like you to come to my room
>>and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in
>>town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want
>>it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather,
>>whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and
>>heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped
>>cream, anything and everything! Now, how does that sound?"
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>>"That sounds fantastic," she says, "but you need to press 9 for an
>>outside line.".......