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A New Supermarket


A new supermarket opened in New Bern , N.C. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.
Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.


When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mowed hay.


In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.


When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle,
and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.


The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.



I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.

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I fish because the voices in my head tell me to.

Why is it after I push one for English I still can't understand The person on the other end?

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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.....

Okay so how do yous complete the job? The job be not complete until you turns in the PAPER WORK.

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Joey

Keep It Wet! Take One Make One! Hooked On Fishing Not On Drugs! In God We Trust! Happy Trails To You Until we Meet Again!