A guy was fishing on the shore when the Game Warden aproached him. Game Warden asks for his fishing license. Man Replies I dont have any. Game Warden says well Im gona have to write you a ticket for that bucket of fish then.
Guy replies, wait a minute now these are my pet fish, I bring them out everyday for a swim and then when I call them they come back. Game Warden looks at the guy puzzled and says I have to see it to believe it. Guy pours the fish in the water. They stand around talking for a few mins then the game warden say so when are those fish coming back? Guy looks at the warden and asks ; What Fish?