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In the beginning was the plan,
And then came the assumptions,
And the assumptions were without form,
And the plan was completely without substance,
And the darkness was upon the face of the workers,
And they spoke among themselves, saying, it is a crock of shit, and it stinks,
And the workers went unto their supervisors and they say,
It is a Pail of Dung and no-one may abide the odor thereof.,
And the Supervisors went unto their managers and say unto them,
It is a container of Excrement and it is very strong,
Such that no-one may abide by it.,
And the Mangers went unto their Directors and say,
It is a vessel of fertilizer,
And no-one may abide its strength,
And the Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying one to another,
It contains that which Aids plant growth,
And it is very strong,
And the Directors went unto the Vice-President and say unto him,
It Promotes Growth and is very Powerful,
And the Vice-President went unto the President and say unto him,
This New Plan will actively promote the growth,
And Efficiency of this Company,
And in these areas in particular,
And the President looked upon the Plan,
And saw that it was Good,
And the Plan became Policy.
This is How Shit Happens.
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Joey
Keep It Wet! Take One Make One! Hooked On Fishing Not On Drugs! In God We Trust! Happy Trails To You Until we Meet Again!
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