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Topdog
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:04 pm |
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Joined: Sat Oct 28, 2006 5:33 pm Posts: 126 Location: cedar rock
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It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
_________________ TJW
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babyhuey
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 6:28 pm |
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Joined: Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:25 pm Posts: 77 Location: Forest City, North Carolina
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Boogerman
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Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 9:02 am |
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Joined: Fri Dec 09, 2005 12:22 pm Posts: 4412 Location: Rebel State, One Flag, Stars & Bars
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_________________ Joey
Keep It Wet! Take One Make One! Hooked On Fishing Not On Drugs! In God We Trust! Happy Trails To You Until we Meet Again!
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sclakes
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Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 5:09 pm |
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Joined: Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:05 pm Posts: 4725 Location: Lake Murray SC
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_________________ One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.....
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