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Real McCoy
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 Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 6:41 pm |
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Location: Gaffney SC
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>> A woman goes to the doctor, beaten Black and Blue.
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>> Doctor: "What happened?"
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>> Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes
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>> drunk he beats me to a pulp."
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>> Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes
>> home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea
>> and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow.
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>> Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed and is asleep."
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>> Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and
>> reborn.
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>> Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came
>> home
>> drunk, I swished with sweet tea.
>> I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"
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>> Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
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