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For Father's Day a fourth grade teacher asked all the children in her class what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up: fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc.
However, little Johnny set back and never said a word, so when the teacher prodded him about his father he finally replied, "Okay... My father is an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and he takes off his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money.
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly sent the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Johnny aside and asked him, "Is that really true about you father?"
"No," little Johnny said, "He actually works for the Democratic National Committee and helped get Barack Obama elected President last year, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the class."
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