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Real McCoy

Post subject: Cannibal restraurant

Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 2:32 pm

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Joined: Fri Dec 09, 2005 12:23 pm
Posts: 1583
Location: Gaffney SC

A cannibal was walking through the jungle
and came upon a restaurant operated by a
fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and
looked over the menu....

+Tourist: $5.00

+Broiled Missionary: $10.00

+Fried Explorer: $15.00

+Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."

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