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ChampioNman
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 10:27 pm |
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Joined: Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:51 pm Posts: 2047 Location: On the way to Tallahassee FL
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> >During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to
> teach good
> >manners, asked her students the following
> question:
> >
> >"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with
> a nice young lady, how
> >would you tell her that you have to go to the
> bathroom?"
> >
> >Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
> >
> >The teacher responded by saying, "That would be
> rude and impolite."
> >
> >What about you Peter, how would you say it?"
> >
> >Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to
> the bathroom. I'll be
> >right back."
> >
> >"That's better, but it's still not very nice to
> say the word bathroom at
> >the dinner table."
> >
> >"And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for
> once and show us your
> >good manners?"
> >
> >"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for
> a moment? I have to
> >shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom
> I hope you'll get to
> >meet after dinner."
> >
> >The teacher fainted.
_________________ I'm not fluent in Idiot could you please speak slowly?
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:27 am |
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I like the way Johnny thinks. *LOL*
Have a good day!!
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