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> >During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to

> teach good

> >manners, asked her students the following

> question:

> >

> >"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with

> a nice young lady, how

> >would you tell her that you have to go to the

> bathroom?"

> >

> >Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."

> >

> >The teacher responded by saying, "That would be

> rude and impolite."

> >

> >What about you Peter, how would you say it?"

> >

> >Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to

> the bathroom. I'll be

> >right back."

> >

> >"That's better, but it's still not very nice to

> say the word bathroom at

> >the dinner table."

> >

> >"And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for

> once and show us your

> >good manners?"

> >

> >"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for

> a moment? I have to

> >shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom

> I hope you'll get to

> >meet after dinner."

> >

> >The teacher fainted.

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I'm not fluent in Idiot could you please speak slowly?

I like the way Johnny thinks. *LOL*

Have a good day!!