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PostPosted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:53 am 
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Location: Gaffney SC
An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a

haircut, but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off

because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.



The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the

shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.



When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that

was the cleanest shave he's had in years.



But he wanted to know what would have happened if he

had swallowed that little ball.

The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of

days like everyone else does".

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