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Real McCoy
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:42 am |
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Joined: Fri Dec 09, 2005 12:23 pm Posts: 1583 Location: Gaffney SC
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Asking For Raise:
The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: "Now, Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."
"The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."
Wife: "Oh yeah?"
Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you,"
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Jor hozban did"
Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"
Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth; "And did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Señora...... The gardener did."
Wife: "So how much do you want?"
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