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> A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ....
> Doctor: "What happened?"
>
> Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes
> home drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp."
>
> Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes
> home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start
> swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and
> swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor."
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> Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and
> reborn.
>
> Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came
> home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and
> swished, and he didn't touch me!"
>
> Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

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