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>> >COLORED PANTIES
>> >Three old black ladies were preparing for their first plane flight.
>> The
>> >first lady said, "I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gonna wear me
>> >some
>> hot
>> >pink panties on dis flight."
>> >
>> >"Why you gonna wear dat?" the other two asked.
>> >The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dere
>> laying
>> >butt-up in a corn field, dey gonna find me first."
>> >
>> >The second lady says, "Well, I'm gonna wear me some fluorescent
>> >orange panties."
>> >
>> >"Why you gonna wear dat?" the others asked.
>> >The second lady answered: "Cause if dat plane goes down and I'm
>> floating
>> >butt-up in the ocean, dey can see me first."
>> >
>> >The third old lady says, "Well, I'm not going to wear any panties at
>> all."
>> >"What, no panties?!" the others said in disbelief.
>> >"Dat's right," says the third lady. "I'm not wearing any panties,
>> >cause
>> if
>> >dat plane goes down, the first thing they always look for is da
>> >black
>> box."

Im reading this out loud at work and everyone is laughing their butts off...*LMAO*

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