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>> >A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk
>> >around the block?"
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>> >Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
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>> >"What's that mean?" asked the child.
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>> >"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
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>> >The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle
>> >for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was
>> >in heat and to come to you."
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>> >Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with
>> >gasoline and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay,
>> >you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time
>> >around the block."
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>> >The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog.
>> >Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?
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The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the
>> >block, so another dog is pushing her home."
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