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>>A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.
>>"Is it true," she wanted to know,
>>"that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my
>>life?"
>>"Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.
>>There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm
>>wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this
>>prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'."
>>-----------------------------------------
>>An older Jewish gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery
>>and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the
>>operation.
>>As he was about to get the anesthesia
>>he asked to speak to his son.
>>"Yes, Dad, what is it?" "Don't be nervous, son; do your best and just
>>remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me ..
>>your mother is going to come
>>and live with you and your wife...."
>>-----------------------------------------
>>The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for
>>------------------------------------------
>>When you are dissatisfied and would
>>like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
>>---------------------------------------------
>>You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
>>----------------------------------------------
>>I don't know how I got over the hill
>>without getting to the top.
>>----------------------------------------------
>>One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such
>>a nice change from being young.
>>----------------------------------------------
>>Ah, being young is beautiful,
>>but being old is comfortable.
>>-----------------------------------------------
>>Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald,
>>they don't recognize you.
>>----------------------------------------------
>>First you forget names, then you forget faces.
>>Then you forget to pull up your zipper.
>>It's worse when you forget to pull it down.
>>-------------------------------------------
>>Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was
>>called witchcraft..
>>Today, it's called golf
>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>A WELL PLANNED LIFE????
>>Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school.
>>One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school, Did you
>>manage to live a well planned life? "
>>" Yes," said her friend.
>>"My first marriage was to a millionaire; my second marriage was to an
>>actor; my third marriage was to a preacher; and now I'm married to an
>>undertaker."
>>Her friend asked,
>>"What do those marriages have to do with a well planned life?"
>>"One for the money,
>>two for the show,
>>three to get ready,
>>and four to go."
>>****************************************************
>>Getting old is soooo hard at times.
>>
>>Yesterday I got Preparation 'H' mixed up with Poli-Grip.
>>
>>Now, I walk funny, but - my gums don't itch!
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