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Real McCoy
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Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:51 am |
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Joined: Fri Dec 09, 2005 12:23 pm Posts: 1583 Location: Gaffney SC
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Wise Italian Grandfather
Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their hand guns down through the family.
An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I wan' you lissin ame. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated..38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns..how about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissin ame, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lots a money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos."
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with anotherr man. "Whatta you gonna do then? Point at you watch and say, 'times up'"?
_________________ God Bless America, Land that I love
It's only a gambling problem if you lose
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