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softbaitmaker
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Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 8:20 pm |
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Joined: Fri Dec 09, 2005 12:38 pm Posts: 3804 Location: Gallatin, Tennessee
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Definition of 'coincidence'
A chicken farmer went to the local bar and ordered champagne.
A woman beside him said: "How strange, I just ordered a glass of champagne also."
" What a coincidence," said the farmer, who added: "It is a special day for me .... I'm celebrating."
"It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" said the woman.
"What a coincidence" said the farmer.
While they toasted, the man asked: " What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I are trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant."
"What a coincidence!" said the man. "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs."
"This is awesome" said the woman. "What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?"
"I used a different rooster" the farmer said.
The woman smiled and said: "What a coincidence!"
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tritonman917
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Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 9:25 pm |
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Joined: Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:22 pm Posts: 542
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GOOD ONE SOFTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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