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PostPosted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 8:20 pm 
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Definition of 'coincidence'


A chicken farmer went to the local bar and ordered champagne.

A woman beside him said: "How strange, I just ordered a glass of champagne
also."

" What a coincidence," said the farmer, who added: "It is a special day for me .... I'm celebrating."

"It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" said the woman.

"What a coincidence" said the farmer.

While they toasted, the man asked: " What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I are trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant."

"What a coincidence!" said the man. "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs."

"This is awesome" said the woman. "What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?"

"I used a different rooster" the farmer said.

The woman smiled and said: "What a coincidence!"

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