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 Post subject: The ride
PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 10:35 am 
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A truck driver stops and picks up a priest and give him a ride.

Driving down the highway and he sees a lawyer standing along the side of the road and thinks, “Hot damn! A lawyer I could run over!” So he speeds up and heads straight for him.

At the last second he remembers the priest with him, so he swerves to miss him, but still hears a thump. He looks in his mirrors, no sign of the lawyer.

He says to the priest “Wow, that was a close one, I almost hit that lawyer!”

The priest says, “That’s OK, I got him with my door.”

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 Post subject: Re: The ride
PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 8:43 pm 
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Lol.

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 Post subject: Re: The ride
PostPosted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 7:39 pm 
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hehehehehehee


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 Post subject: Re: The ride
PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 9:41 am 
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love it

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