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PostPosted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 12:20 am 
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Tim decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend.

One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunting trip. His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks.

"Honey, I've been thinking; now that we are married, I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, hand loading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns, boat, and airplane.

Tim gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

"There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife," Tim responds.

"Ex-wife!" she screams,

."I didn't know you were married before!"

"I wasn't."

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