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 Post subject: Getting Older
PostPosted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 5:45 pm 
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A group of 15 year old boys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at McDonalds next to Captain Jack's Seafood because they only had six dollars, it was close and they could ride their bikes, and that cute girl from Social Studies lives nearby and they might see her.

Ten years later, at age 25, the group of boys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed to meet at Captain Jack's Seafood because the beer was cheap, the bar had free snacks, the house band was good, there was no cover charge, and there were lots of cute girls.

Ten years later, at age 35, the group again discussed where to meet. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood because the booze was good, it was near their gym, and if they went late enough there wouldn't be too many whiny little kids.

Ten years later, now 45, the group once again decided to meet for dinner at Capt Jack's Seafood. This time because the martinis were big and the waitresses wore tight pants.

Ten years later, now 55, it was again decided they would meet at Capt Jack's Seafood because the prices were reasonable, they have a nice wine list, and the fish is good for your cholesterol.

Ten years later, at 65, the group once again agreed on Capt Jack's. This time because the lighting was good and they have an early bird special.

Ten years later, at age 75, the group once again discussed dinner plans and decided on Capt Jack's Seafood. Because the food was not too spicy and the restaurant was handicapped accessible.

Ten years later, at age 85, the group met to duscuss where to meet for dinner and it was dicided to meet at Capt Jack's Seafood because they had never been there before.

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 Post subject: Re: Getting Older
PostPosted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:41 pm 
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Funny ! ! !

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 Post subject: Re: Getting Older
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Gosh!!! kinda reminds me a little bit of myself these days............. :lol:

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