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Ole and Sven from International Falls, Minnesota die and wake up in
> Hell.
> The devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas,
> mittens and bomber hats, warming them selves around
> the fire.
> The devil asks them "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?"
> Ole
> replies, "Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Minnesooota, da land of snow
> an
> ice, an ve're yust happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit, ya know."
> The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and
> turns up the heat even more.
> When he returns to the room of the two guys from Minnesota, the devil
> finds
> them in light jackets and hats, grilling Walleye and drinking beer.
>
> The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject misery,and you
> two seem to be enjoying yourself." Sven replies, " Vell, ya know, ve
> don't
> git too much varm veather
> up dere at da Falls, so ve've yust got ta haff a fish fry vhen da
> veather's
> dis nice."
> The devil is absolutely furious. He can hardly see straight.
> Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because
> they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the
> heat
> off in Hell.
> The next morning, the temperature is 40 below zero, icicles are Hanging
> everywhere, and people are shivering so bad that they are unable to
> Wail,
> moan or gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room with
> Ole
> and Sven. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber
> hats,
> and mittens.
> They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and Screaming like mad
> men.
> The devil is dumb founded, "I don't understand, when I turn up the heat
> you're happy. Now its freezing cold an you're still happy.
> What is wrong with you two?" They both look at the devil in surprise and
> say, "Vell , don't ya know, if Hell iss froze over dat must mean da
> Vikings
> von da
> Super Bowl
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