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Septic Tank Truck :
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
and
"We're #1 in the #2 business."

Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."

Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
and
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."

Pizza Shop:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."

Tire Shop:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

Plastic Surgeon's Office:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

Optometrist's Office
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."

Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."

Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."

front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."

And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

Ive actually seen the funeral home one...*LOL*

Have a great day!!

Would be nice if I could remember all this at work tomorrow