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> The Guys' Rules
>> At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
>> Finally, the guys' side of the story.
>> (I must admit, it's pretty good.)
>>
>> We always hear "the rules"
>> from the female side.
>> Now here are the rules from the male side.
>> These are our rules!
>> Please note... these are all numbered "1"
>> ON PURPOSE!
>>
>> 1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
>> You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
>> We need it up, you need it down.
>> You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
>>
>> 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
>> or the changing of the tides.
>> Let it be.
>>
>> 1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
>> And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
>>
>> 1. Crying is blackmail.
>>
>> 1. Ask for what you want.
>> Let us be clear on this one:
>> Subtle hints do not work!
>> Strong hints do not work!
>> Obvious hints do not work!
>> Just say it!
>>
>> 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
>>
>> 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
>> That's what we do.
>> Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
>>
>> 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
>> See a doctor.
>>
>> 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
>> In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days..
>>
>> 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
>> Don't ask us.
>>
>> 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
> makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
>>
>> 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
>> Not both.
>> If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
>>
>> 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
> commercials.
>>
>> 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
>>
>> 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
>> Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit
>> We have no idea what mauve is.
>>
>> 1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
>> We do that.
>>
>> 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
> nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
> hassle.
>>
>> 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer
> you don't want to hear.
>>
>> 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
> fine...Really.
>>
>> 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
> discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
>>
>> 1. You have enough clothes.
>>
>> 1. You have too many shoes.
>>
>> 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
>>
>> 1. Thank you for reading this.
>> Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men
> really don't mind that? It's like camping.

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Stacie Martin