You may not know this, but many non-living things have a gender.
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>1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see
>right through them.
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>2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm
>them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons
>are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
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>3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
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>4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have
>to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
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>5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
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>6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
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>7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
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>8) An Hourglass is Female, because it is curvaceous but over time, the
>weight shifts to the bottom.
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>9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000
>years, but it's handy to have around.
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>10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you?
>But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and
>while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
_________________ I fish because the voices in my head tell me to.
Why is it after I push one for English I still can't understand The person on the other end?
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