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jorgy273
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 Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:25 pm |
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Joined: Fri Dec 16, 2005 10:38 am
Posts: 348
Location: Lexington, SC
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Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!
Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!
Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.
Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.
Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A .They don't have balls to scratch!
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Boogerman
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:32 am |
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Joined: Fri Dec 09, 2005 12:22 pm
Posts: 4412
Location: Rebel State, One Flag, Stars & Bars
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Keep It Wet! Take One Make One! Hooked On Fishing Not On Drugs! In God We Trust! Happy Trails To You Until we Meet Again!
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Ice Man
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 7:14 pm |
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Joined: Wed Jan 04, 2006 3:27 pm
Posts: 741
Location: Boiling Springs, S.C.
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But as it is written, Eye hath not seen , nor ear heard, neither have entered into the heart of man, the things which God hath prepared for them that love him. 1 Corinthians 2:9
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Dink
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 10:47 am |
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Joined: Fri Dec 16, 2005 4:53 pm
Posts: 1134
Location: North Augusta, SC
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Fishdude
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:47 pm |
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Joined: Tue Dec 27, 2005 12:15 pm
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Q: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
A: The taste
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Mercury
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 1:40 pm |
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Joined: Tue Jan 31, 2012 7:08 am
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Your collection of with answer are very huge and funny. I want to learn these riddles and increase my knowledge about riddles.
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