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A man walks into a bar that is located on the top floor of a building. He sits down on a stool at the bar, orders a drink and looks around. Seeing that it is only he and one other customer there he begins a conversation with him. After some small talk the other customer tells him that this is a very unique bar. The location of this building is such that the wind comes right up the side of the building and is so strong that it will actually hold a grown man in midair.

The man, of course, is skeptical of this claim, but the other insists that this is true and proves it by walking over to the window, opening it, climbing out and standing in midair. The man, of course, has never seen anything like this and says so, but is nervous about trying this himself. The other man comes back in and continues drinking. After a few more rounds the man looks at the other and asks if he's SURE the wind can really support a man's weight. The other goes back to the window, opens it, and again climbs out to stand in mid air.

Amazed the man insists on trying this, so the other man climbs back thru the window and moves out of the way. The man climbs out of the window and immediately hurtles down to the ground, dying on impact. The other man returns to the bar and picks up his drink. The bartender looks up from behind the bar and says,


"You're MEAN when you're drunk Superman!"

Damn old Clark was a BAD ASS! When he's drunk I guess he's not faster than speeding bullet!

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Joey

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