A postman was retiring after 30 years of walking the same route. His customers all were quite sad to see him go. One by one they gave him gifts and cards. On his last day he came to the home of a fairly dizzy blonde that he didn't know well. As he stepped up onto the front porch to slide the mail through the slot in the front door the door swung open and there was this beautiful blonde in a very tiny negligee. She invited him in and he nervously entered. She told him that she had a special retirement gift for him. She took him upstairs and they enjoyed each other for several hours. He finally said that he needed to go, but she put on her robe took him downstairs and showed him a splendid breakfast that she had made. He figured there wasn't much trouble he could get in since this was his last day so he sat and ate a wonderful meal. Finally he got up and was ready to leave and the woman handed him an envelope. He opened it and there was one dollar inside.
The postman looked puzzled and asked, “What is this for?”
The dizzy blonde said, “That is your retirement gift!”
The postman was confused and said. “One dollar after all that you just did for me?”
She said, “Yes, I asked my husband what I should give you and he said, “Screw him and give him a buck”, but the breakfast was my idea"!!!
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