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A young boy in Macon Georgia was attacked by a dog. A passerby grabbed
the dog and choked it to death, saving the child's life. As this was
all happening, the editor of the Macon newspaper was driving by. He was
thrilled to have witnessed this act of heroism by the man. He told the
man that his name would be on the front page of the next day's edition.
The headline would read, "Macon man saves boy's life".
The man replied, "That's wonderful, but I'm not from Macon."
The editor says, "Fine, how about, 'Georgia man saves boy's life'?"
The man says, "That's fine, but I'm not from Georgia."
The editor says, "Okay, where are you from?"
The man explains that he is on vacation from Illinois.
The next day, the front page of the paper read, "Deranged Yankee Kills
Family Pet."
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I fish because the voices in my head tell me to.
Why is it after I push one for English I still can't understand The person on the other end?
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