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If a running back,defensive back, and a linebacker from CHICKEN SCHOOL are riding in the back of a car ,then who is driving? THE POLICE!

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Palmetto State Bassmasters tournament trail

I know a Clemson Home Coming Queen who was so ugly when she looked under her bed one dark night....

The Boogerman said " Damn, I QUIT!"


Big E--maybe we need to play the football game in Omaha...we're 2-0 out there.

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only a clemson fan cant spell U.S.C. <see above post>

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What's the difference between Clemson fan and a brand new puppy?
A: Eventually the puppy will quit whining.

Q: What does sperm and a Clemson player graduating have in common?
A: They both have about a 1 in 1,000,000 chance of succeeding!

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jorgy, I think you were more than correct when you said this is going to get UGLY......in Fact it may have been and understatement.......... I guess there are just a few College Football fans here huh or is it just state rivalries..........

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Life Jackets and Kill switch's save lives! Soft baits catch fish softer baits catch more fish!
I carry a gun cause a cop is to heavy and when seconds count the police are only minutes away!!

Q: Did you hear about the Clemson athlete that won a Gold Medal at the Olympic game?
A: He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed!

Q: Why don't they teach sex ed and driver ed at Clemson in the same day?
A: They don't want the mule to get too tired!

Q. Why was the Clemson football team late for last year's game?
A. Because everytime they passed a sign for 'Clean Restrooms,' they did.


Q: How do you castrate an Clemson football player?
A: You hit his sister in the jaw!

Q: What do you call a line of John Deere tractors going down the road?
A: The Clemson Homecoming Parade.

What is a Carolina moanback?

A Carolina Grad standing on the shipping dock going
"moan back, moan back"

Does anyone know how to keep a gamecock from masturbating........


Paint his **** orange and he won't ever beat it again.

Q: What is the definition of a Clemson virgin?
A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers.

Q: What's the difference between trash and Clemson trash?
A: Absolutely nothing. They both drive around in dump trucks, smell like crap, and get more and more rotten each day.

Q: What's the difference between a Clemson girl and a bedspread?
A: The bedspread doesn't get turned down as often.

Q: What does a Clemson girl say after sex?
A: Get off me Daddy, yer crushin' ma cigarettes.

Q: Why do Clemson women like to be on top?
A: So they don't swallow their tobacco.

One of these College grads, not gonna call any names but his blood runs orange. Was having problems with Ole Willie it kept turning orange on him? So went to see the Doc! The Doc took a look and said yep Willie be ORANGE? Doc say man take this medication and come back in two weeks. Well two weeks passed and Ole Willie was still ORANGE as ever. Doc say man this one has got me beat! Did you take all the medication? Yep! Man I'm puzzled cause tjat stuff should of cleared that up. What do you do during the day? Well Doc they have this cool show on HBO with all these girls and I watch and eat my Cheeto's.

One of the ORANGE MEN!

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Keep It Wet! Take One Make One! Hooked On Fishing Not On Drugs! In God We Trust! Happy Trails To You Until we Meet Again!

Thats funny clemsonguy....if ours is painted orange and yours isn't then.....yea yea I get it now...

and I thought you Clemson guys were always smiling because you had a good football team

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Well, when all said and done I'm a green and purple guy myself. I have been a Dame fan all my life.............

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Life Jackets and Kill switch's save lives! Soft baits catch fish softer baits catch more fish!
I carry a gun cause a cop is to heavy and when seconds count the police are only minutes away!!

Hey Softy--------does that mean, if you paint yours, green and purple --------- you can't beat it

GO TIGERS

Hey Monk, part of your is correct but you have to figure out which part.........

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Life Jackets and Kill switch's save lives! Soft baits catch fish softer baits catch more fish!
I carry a gun cause a cop is to heavy and when seconds count the police are only minutes away!!

How many gamecocks does it take to screw in a lightbulb 80,000 1 to screw it in and 79,999 to sit around and talk about how this might be the year you finally beat CLEMSON!

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coon dog's pup in training