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> Subject: The Death of White Guilt
>
> By Tom Adkins
> Look at my fellow conservatives! There they go, glumly shuffling along,
> depressed by the election aftermath. Not me. I'm virtually euphoric. Don't
> get me wrong. I'm not thrilled with America 's flirtation with neo
> socialism. But there's a massive silver lining in those magical clouds
> that
> lofted Barak Obama to the Presidency. For today, without a shred of
> intellectually legitimate opposition, I can loudly proclaim to America :
> The Era of White Guilt is over.
>
> This seemingly impossible event occurred because the vast majority of
> white
> Americans didn't give a fluff about skin color, and enthusiastically
> pulled
> the voting lever for a black man. Not just any black man. A very liberal
> black man who spent his early career race-hustling banks, praying in a
> racist church for 20 years, and actively worked with America-hating
> domestic terrorists. Wow! Some resume! Yet they made Barak Obama their
> leader. Therefore, as of Nov 4th, 2008, white guilt is dead.
>
> For over a century, the millstone of white guilt hung around our necks,
> retribution for slave-owning predecessors. In the 60s, American liberals
> began yanking that millstone while sticking a fork in the eye of black
> Americans, exacerbating the racial divide to extort a socialist solution.
> But if a black man can become President, exactly what significant barrier
> is left? The election of Barak Obama absolutely destroys the entire
> validation of liberal white guilt.. The dragon is hereby slain.
>
> So today, I'm feeling a little "uppity," if you will. From this day
> forward, my tolerance level for having my skin color hustled is now
> exactly
> ZERO. And it's time to clean house. No more Reverend Wright's "God Damn
> America ," Al Sharpton's Church of Perpetual Victimization , or Jesse
> Jackson's rainbow racism. Cornell West? You're a fraud. Go home. All those
> "black studies" programs that taught kids to hate whitey? You must now
> thank Whitey. And I want that on the final.
>
> Congressional Black Caucus? Irrelevant. Maxine Waters? Shut up. ACORN?
> Outlawed. Black Panthers? Go home and pet your kitty. Black separatists?
> Find another nation that offers better dreams. Go ahead. I'm waiting.
>
> Gangsta rappers? Start praising America . Begin with the Pledge of
> Allegiance. And please.no more ebonics. Speak English, and who knows where
> you might end up? Oh, yeah.pull up your pants. Your underwear is showing.
> You look stupid.
>
> To those Eurosnots who forged entire careers hating America ? I'm still
> waiting for the first black (voir Muslim) French President.
>
> And let me offer an equal opportunity whupping. I've always despised lazy
> white people. Now, I can talk smack about lazy black people. You're poor
> because you quit school, did drugs, had three kids with three different
> fathers, and refuse to work. So when you plop your Colt 45-swilling, Oprah
> watchin' butt on the couch and complain "Da Man is keepin' me down," allow
> me to inform you: Da Man is now black. You have no excuses.
>
> No more quotas. No more handouts. No more stealing my money because
> someone's great-great-great-great grandparents suffered actual pain and
> misery at the hands of people I have no relation to, and personally
> revile.
>
> It's time to toss that massive, obsolete race-hustle machine upon the heap
> of the other stupid 60s ideas. Drag it over there, by wife swapping, next
> to dope-smoking. Plenty of room right between free love and cop-killing.
> Careful.don't trip on streaking. There ya go, don't be gentle. Just dump
> it. Wash your hands. It's filthy.
>
> In fact, Obama's ascension created a gargantuan irony. How can you sell
> class envy and American unfairness when you and your black wife went to
> Ivy
> League schools, got high-paying jobs, became millionaires, bought a
> mansion, and got elected President? How unfair is that??? Now, Like a
> delicious O'Henry tale, Obama's spread-the-wealth campaign rendered itself
> moot by it's own victory! America is officially a meritocracy. Obama's
> election has validated American conservatism!
>
> So, listen carefully.Wham!!!
> That's the sound of my foot kicking the door shut on the era of white
> guilt. The rites have been muttered, the carcass lowered, dirt shoveled,
> and tombstone erected. White guilt is dead and buried.
>
> However, despite my glee, there's apparently one small, rabid bastion of
> American racism remaining. Black Americans voted 96% for Barak Obama.
> Hmmm.
> In a color-blind world, shouldn't that be 50-50? Tonight, every black
> person should ask forgiveness for their apparent racism and prejudice
> towards white people. Maybe it's time to start spreading the guilt around.
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