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| Author: | Real McCoy [ Sat Nov 15, 2008 11:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | The death of white guilt |
> Subject: The Death of White Guilt > > By Tom Adkins > Look at my fellow conservatives! There they go, glumly shuffling along, > depressed by the election aftermath. Not me. I'm virtually euphoric. Don't > get me wrong. I'm not thrilled with America 's flirtation with neo > socialism. But there's a massive silver lining in those magical clouds > that > lofted Barak Obama to the Presidency. For today, without a shred of > intellectually legitimate opposition, I can loudly proclaim to America : > The Era of White Guilt is over. > > This seemingly impossible event occurred because the vast majority of > white > Americans didn't give a fluff about skin color, and enthusiastically > pulled > the voting lever for a black man. Not just any black man. A very liberal > black man who spent his early career race-hustling banks, praying in a > racist church for 20 years, and actively worked with America-hating > domestic terrorists. Wow! Some resume! Yet they made Barak Obama their > leader. Therefore, as of Nov 4th, 2008, white guilt is dead. > > For over a century, the millstone of white guilt hung around our necks, > retribution for slave-owning predecessors. In the 60s, American liberals > began yanking that millstone while sticking a fork in the eye of black > Americans, exacerbating the racial divide to extort a socialist solution. > But if a black man can become President, exactly what significant barrier > is left? The election of Barak Obama absolutely destroys the entire > validation of liberal white guilt.. The dragon is hereby slain. > > So today, I'm feeling a little "uppity," if you will. From this day > forward, my tolerance level for having my skin color hustled is now > exactly > ZERO. And it's time to clean house. No more Reverend Wright's "God Damn > America ," Al Sharpton's Church of Perpetual Victimization , or Jesse > Jackson's rainbow racism. Cornell West? You're a fraud. Go home. All those > "black studies" programs that taught kids to hate whitey? You must now > thank Whitey. And I want that on the final. > > Congressional Black Caucus? Irrelevant. Maxine Waters? Shut up. ACORN? > Outlawed. Black Panthers? Go home and pet your kitty. Black separatists? > Find another nation that offers better dreams. Go ahead. I'm waiting. > > Gangsta rappers? Start praising America . Begin with the Pledge of > Allegiance. And please.no more ebonics. Speak English, and who knows where > you might end up? Oh, yeah.pull up your pants. Your underwear is showing. > You look stupid. > > To those Eurosnots who forged entire careers hating America ? I'm still > waiting for the first black (voir Muslim) French President. > > And let me offer an equal opportunity whupping. I've always despised lazy > white people. Now, I can talk smack about lazy black people. You're poor > because you quit school, did drugs, had three kids with three different > fathers, and refuse to work. So when you plop your Colt 45-swilling, Oprah > watchin' butt on the couch and complain "Da Man is keepin' me down," allow > me to inform you: Da Man is now black. You have no excuses. > > No more quotas. No more handouts. No more stealing my money because > someone's great-great-great-great grandparents suffered actual pain and > misery at the hands of people I have no relation to, and personally > revile. > > It's time to toss that massive, obsolete race-hustle machine upon the heap > of the other stupid 60s ideas. Drag it over there, by wife swapping, next > to dope-smoking. Plenty of room right between free love and cop-killing. > Careful.don't trip on streaking. There ya go, don't be gentle. Just dump > it. Wash your hands. It's filthy. > > In fact, Obama's ascension created a gargantuan irony. How can you sell > class envy and American unfairness when you and your black wife went to > Ivy > League schools, got high-paying jobs, became millionaires, bought a > mansion, and got elected President? How unfair is that??? Now, Like a > delicious O'Henry tale, Obama's spread-the-wealth campaign rendered itself > moot by it's own victory! America is officially a meritocracy. Obama's > election has validated American conservatism! > > So, listen carefully.Wham!!! > That's the sound of my foot kicking the door shut on the era of white > guilt. The rites have been muttered, the carcass lowered, dirt shoveled, > and tombstone erected. White guilt is dead and buried. > > However, despite my glee, there's apparently one small, rabid bastion of > American racism remaining. Black Americans voted 96% for Barak Obama. > Hmmm. > In a color-blind world, shouldn't that be 50-50? Tonight, every black > person should ask forgiveness for their apparent racism and prejudice > towards white people. Maybe it's time to start spreading the guilt around. |
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| Author: | Cooter [ Mon Nov 17, 2008 12:36 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The death of white guilt |
This will become more mainstream. Jackson, Sharpton, and the NAACP - what is their mission now? This could be a very interesting 4/8 years for race relations. |
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