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> The Zipper
>
> As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that
> her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the
> first step of the bus.
>
>
> Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she
> reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would
> give her enough slack to raise her leg She tried to take the step, only
> to discover that she couldn't.
>
>
> So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to
> unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the
> step.
>
> Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a
> little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little
> more and again was unable to take the step.
>
> About this time, a large Kentuckian who was standing behind her, picked
> her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
>
> She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, 'How
> dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'
>
> The Kentuckian smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree
> with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we
> was friends!'

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