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Boogerman
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 4:22 pm |
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Joined: Fri Dec 09, 2005 12:22 pm Posts: 4412 Location: Rebel State, One Flag, Stars & Bars
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A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.'
She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221.'
_________________ Joey
Keep It Wet! Take One Make One! Hooked On Fishing Not On Drugs! In God We Trust! Happy Trails To You Until we Meet Again!
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