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Boogerman
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Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 12:31 pm |
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Joined: Fri Dec 09, 2005 12:22 pm Posts: 4412 Location: Rebel State, One Flag, Stars & Bars
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Obama’s Definitions of Health Terms
Artery --- The study of paintings
Bacteria --- The back door of a cafeteria
Barium --- What a doctor do when a patient dies
Bowel --- A letter like—a, e, i, o, and u
Ceasarean Section --- A neighbor hood in Rome
Cat Scan --- Searching for Kitty
Cauterize --- Make eye contact with her
Colic --- A Sheep Dog
D & C --- Where Washington is
Dilate --- To Live Long
Enema --- Not a Friend
Fester --- Quicker
Genital --- Not a Jew
G.I. Series --- A Soldier Ball Game
Hangnail --- Coat Hook
Impotent --- Distinguished, Well Knowed
Labor Pain --- Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff --- A doctor’s cane
Morbid --- A higher offer
Nitrates --- Cheaper than day rates
Node --- Was aware of
Out Patient --- A person who fainted
Pap Smear --- A Fatherhood Test
Pelvis --- A cousin of Elvis
Postoperative --- A letter carrier
Recovery Room --- A Place to do Upholstery
Rectum --- Dang near Killed’Em
Seizure --- Roman Emperor
Tablet --- A Small table
Terminal Illness --- Getting sick at the Airport
Tumor --- More than one
Urine --- Opposite of you’re out
Varicose --- Nearby
Vein --- Conceited
_________________ Joey
Keep It Wet! Take One Make One! Hooked On Fishing Not On Drugs! In God We Trust! Happy Trails To You Until we Meet Again!
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