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Real McCoy
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Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 10:35 am |
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Joined: Fri Dec 09, 2005 12:23 pm Posts: 1583 Location: Gaffney SC
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A truck driver stops and picks up a priest and give him a ride.
Driving down the highway and he sees a lawyer standing along the side of the road and thinks, “Hot damn! A lawyer I could run over!” So he speeds up and heads straight for him.
At the last second he remembers the priest with him, so he swerves to miss him, but still hears a thump. He looks in his mirrors, no sign of the lawyer. He says to the priest “Wow, that was a close one, I almost hit that lawyer!”
The priest says, “That’s OK, I got him with my door.”
_________________ God Bless America, Land that I love
It's only a gambling problem if you lose
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sclakes
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Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 8:43 pm |
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Joined: Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:05 pm Posts: 4725 Location: Lake Murray SC
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Lol.
_________________ One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.....
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Spinnerbaitor59
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Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 7:39 pm |
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Joined: Fri Dec 30, 2005 1:07 pm Posts: 304 Location: Lake Wylie, NC side
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froggerz20
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Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 9:41 am |
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Joined: Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:03 am Posts: 750
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love it
_________________ If you cant fish with the BIG DOGS stay on th dock!
Shut up and FISH you big BABY!!!
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